My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes

Starlight

Wha... What are you looking at?! They're the problem, not me!

How could you?!

You said cutie marks were evil! You said special talents led to pain and heartache!

Starlight

They do! Don't you see?! Look at them!

Sugar Belle

Then why? Why did you take ours and not give up your own?

Starlight

I... I had to, you fools! How could I collect your cutie marks without my magic?!

But the staff has all the magic we need!

Starlight

The staff is a piece of wood I found in the desert! It's MY magic that makes all this possible! You'd all still be living your miserable lives thinking you're better than everypony else if it weren't for MY magical abilities! I brought you friendship! I BROUGHT YOU EQUALITY!! I CREATED HARMONY!!!

You lied to us!!

Starlight

So what? E-Everything else I said is true! The only way to be happy is if we're all equal!

Except for you.

Twilight Sparkle

Everypony has unique talents and gifts, and when we share them with each other, that's how rea—

Starlight

QUIET!!!!!

Sugar Belle

You can't have a cutie mark, Starlight! Either we're all equal, or none of us are!

Sugar Belle

My newest recipe: Snow Pie!

Starlight

Wh– I studied that spell for years! How can you—

Twilight

I studied magic for years too! But what I didn't know then was that studying could only take me so far. Each of my friends has taught me something different about myself. It was their unique gifts and passions and personalities that helped bring out the magic inside of me. I never would have learned that I represent the element of magic without these five, and I certainly wouldn't be here to stop you now!

Starlight

Spare me your sentimental nonsense! I gave these ponies real friendships they never could've had otherwise!

How do you know that?! You never even gave us a chance!

Rainbow Dash

She's getting away!

We'll never find her in there!

Twilight

We just have to hope that when she's had a chance to think it over, she realizes that you all have taught her something.

Twilight

Huh?! I'm pancake! I mean, awake...

Applejack

Uh, Twilight? Is there something you wanna tell us

You know how much we appreciate all you do for us, and we simply adore having you around... But... We worry you might be... Ahem... Avoiding something else.

Twilight

Oh, has it been that obvious? I've been... The thing is... I know it's silly, but I... I've been avoiding... This place.

Why in Equestria would you want to avoid such a gorgeous castle?

Yeah! This place has everything! Big tall ceilings that make you feel tiny...shiny new floors that are cold to the touch...brrr! And it even has loooooong empty HALLWAYS!

[glumly] Okay, I get it.

Fluttershy

What do we do now?

I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but it’s almost sunset! We don’t figure this out soon, it’s going to look like we didn't lift a hoof to help her!

Rainbow Dash

Why is this so hard? We’re Twilight’s best friends. This should be easy for us.

Applejack

She said it herself. If anypony should be able to make her feel comfortable in her new home, it's us. If we can’t do it...

Fluttershy

Then Twilight will be stuck living in a castle that just makes her feel...sad.

Wow, Fluttershy! I didn’t know you could be loud enough to echo!

Luna

Oh, Apple Bloom. You can't get away from your own shadow.

Rainbow Dash

Come on! You're practically twins!

Spike

I'm purple.

Rainbow Dash

But if you don't have to hibernate, why should Tank?!

Spike

Because he's a tortoise and I'm a dragon!

Rainbow Dash

Same family though, right?

Spike

No!

Rainbow Dash

I'll take that as a yes.

So where do these clouds go?

Over by Clear Skies.

But there's clear skies everywhere.

Yo, Clear Skies right here!

But there's clear skies over there, too!

That's Open Skies!

There's open skies everywhere!

I'm not everywhere, I'm right here!

[sighs] Wait. You're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies, then what's all that?

Open, clear skies!

Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?

Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!

Discord

Knock knock! [no one responds] You're supposed to say 'Who's there?' This is the most basic of jokes! [smashes a watermelon]

Maud

You're the most basic of jokes. [everypony laughs]

(laughing) Good one, Maud! (laughs more)

Celestia

(overjoyed) You have nothing to apologize for, this has been the most fun Gala in years!!

Twilight

(oblivious) I know. It was a— (realizing) —WHAT?!! But...there was ooze all over the place, a-and one of the guests threatened to send somepony to another dimension!

Celestia

I know. Can you imagine how dull it would have been if I hadn't invited Discord? (She pushes Twilight with her) Come on! Ho! The night is still young! (giggles)

Whatcha reading, Rainbow?

Rainbow Dash

[sighs] Twilight literally wrote a book on what we need to do in Griffonstone.

You mean, like, a guide on how to figure out what problem we're supposed to fix?

Rainbow Dash

And then some. It's like Twilight herself in book form! [imitating Twilight, complete with a matching hairstyle] "Always carry plenty of bits! The griffons are sure to help you as long as you share the wealth!"

It's sad what happened to your town, King, but Rainbow Dash can't be right. This can't all be because of a missing hunk of gold. [moving the statue's beak, doing a funny voice] "You're right, Pinkie! And you've got amazing hair!" [normal] Aw, King Grover, you old charmer!

I know what Griffonstone needs!

Gilda

Fewer ponies?

A song! I've got a super song about smiling that sure to make even the most grumpy griffon grin! [inhales]

Gilda

[covers Pinkie's mouth] Can't sing here! [points to a "No singing" sign]

But how do you break into uplifting musical numbers with no singing?

Gilda

[sarcastic] Yeah, that's Griffonstone's biggest problem – lack of uplifting musical numbers.

Well, if I can't sing, how about a party? If there's one thing these griffons need, it's a good cheer! Where's your party store?

Gilda

[gives her an annoyed look]

No party store? Err... how about cake? Nothing cheers folks up like cake! Where's a bakery?

Gilda

[groans]

No singing, no parties, no bakery?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!

Gilda

You're welcome to leave AT ANY TIME! [her yelling blows Pinkie backwards into a wall]

Grampa Gruff's recipe is good, but it's missing one important ingredient.

Gilda

Don't tell me - friendship?

Uh, no. Baking powder. Lucky for you, I never leave home without it!

AHA! I saw that, Gilda! You may act like a gruff, grumbling griffon, but inside you're gracious and great!

Gilda

What are you talking about?

You just helped your friend up when she got knocked down.

Gilda

What, her? Greta's just some griffon I know. We don't have friends here! [sighs, looking sad] I did have a friend once - but you saw how that turned out.