Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?
Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]
No!
It looks an awful lot like—
Well, it ain't! An' that's final!
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Look at me! I'm part of the Apple family too! I'm arguing! Argue, argue, argue! Bicker, bicker! [laughs]
BBBulk Biceps
[screaming] "P" Is for Rainbow Dash!
[whispering] Um, "Rainbow Dash" actually starts with an 'R'.
BBBulk Biceps
[screaming] Never mind!
[unsurely explaining her 'injury'] I, uh, tripped on a, uh, foam hoof, and landed on a ... [unintelligible mumbling] pokey stick coming out of the ground...
Grrrr!! If I get my hooves on that [mimes Rainbow Dash's unintelligible mumbling], it'll be in big trouble!
Grr!! [shows a pile of pompoms] What am I gonna do with all these now?!
Err, what were you gonna do with them before?
[excited] Oh, I can't deny it! I love to win! But if I ever gotta choose between winning, and being loyal to my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaay more.
Cadance and I can spend the whole day looking at Star Swirl the Bearded artifacts!
Sounds like a perfect, drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance.
Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display! Spoiler alert: It's this one!
Now, now, he’s learned his lesson. Isn’t that right, my little patient?
I’m so glad that you’re back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better.
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
[to Twilight] I was just wondering. Could I trouble you for just one more thing?
[exasperated] NO!
What? I was simply going to ask...for a teeny tiny glass...of water. [grins deviously as the episode ends]
Parties are no picnic!
Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
[growls]
Oh!
Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you...TO A GOOF-OFF!!!
[Everypony gasps]
Oh, no! Not a Goof-Off!
What’s a Goof-Off!?
I have no idea.
So are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
CSCheese Sandwich
Nopony calls me "boneless"! [to his rubber chicken] Right, Boneless?
Then the goof-off is on for high noon!
Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!
I never did get that pony’s name.
OFOther five
CHEESE SANDWICH!
[giggles] Oh, yeah.
I'm glad the committee didn't automatically pick me so everypony gets a chance to see how great being me actually is! Even though the festival's basically a party and the pony of ceremonies gets to organize the whole thing. So it'd totally make sense if they did pick me.
[in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.
[in a redneck-like tone] Well, ma' mane is full of dust and split ends.
My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.
Ma' hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!
I'm so fashion-forward.
Ah' wear droopy drawers!
I smell like rosebuds!
Ah' love bein' covered in mud!
This simply must be rectified! You must share that stunning voice at the event.
Yeah! You'll be so amazing! You'd be there on stage, basking in the hooflights, the centre of attention! A shining star! With everypony staring at you; judging you, jealously noting how they could be way better than you! Why wasn't it them? Why wasn't it them? And then, when you choke, they'll turn on you becoming a seething angry mob and you'd be horribly humiliated; never able to show your face in Ponyville again!
Pinkie Pie! Don't be ridiculous!
Aw, but I'm so good at it!
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