[Stottlemeyer has been rudely awaken by knocking at the door. Waking up from a hangover, he accidentally shatters a plate]
Where's my pants? Hey Randy, where's my pants?
You threw them out the window.
One of the girls bet you a dollar you wouldn't.
[takes a dollar out of the waistband of his boxer shorts] Looks like she paid off. [more pounding at the door] Coming. COMING! Quit with the pounding! [looks through the peephole in the door, then turns to say] Which one of you idiots invited Monk?!
[In Daniel Thorn's private elevator, Monk throws a scarf around Natalie's neck.]
We're reenacting the crime. You're the victim.
Wh-what if the elevator starts up?! It'll get caught again!
It's not going to get caught.
W-- Then you be the victim!
N-n-n-n-no! Uh, Sharona was always the victim.
...
We have a system! It's a good system. There's an old saying: Don't... change... anything... ever.
I've been saying it for years.
[Monk and Natalie have arrived in Las Vegas]
They (the gamblers) look miserable.
They are miserable. You might be the happiest person here.
[Immediately, a woman at a slot machine behind them screams and jumps up and down in joy]
[Monk watches as Stottlemeyer sings karaoke to get information from someone]
[Singing "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers] Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, it's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, she's always gone too long..."
[Natalie comes in and sees Stottlemeyer at the mic]
[Singing] ... anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone, wonder if she's gone to stay...
WWanda
Do the dance, you did a little dance.
[Singing] Ain't no sunshine, when she's gone. So, gone too long, anytime she goes away...
WWanda
Turn around, I wanna see your tush.
WWanda
Those are different pants. Where're the jeans? [Stottlemeyer stops singing]
Look, lady, a deal is a deal. I sang the song, now tell me what I said last night.
WWanda
All you said was, "They don't match."
"They don't match"? What doesn't match?
WWanda
I don't know, you didn't say.
Wait, wait, wait. Is that it? Is that all you got?
WWanda
Leland, sing it again. I just love the way you sing.
[He goes over to Monk and Natalie]
