[Stottlemeyer has been rudely awaken by knocking at the door. Waking up from a hangover, he accidentally shatters a plate]
Stottlemeyer
Where's my pants? Hey Randy, where's my pants?
Disher
You threw them out the window.
Stottlemeyer
Why'd I do that?
Disher
One of the girls bet you a dollar you wouldn't.
Stottlemeyer
[takes a dollar out of the waistband of his boxer shorts] Looks like she paid off. [more pounding at the door] Coming. COMING! Quit with the pounding! [looks through the peephole in the door, then turns to say] Which one of you idiots invited Monk?!
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