[Monk watches as Stottlemeyer sings karaoke to get information from someone]
[Singing "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers] Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, it's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, she's always gone too long..."
[Natalie comes in and sees Stottlemeyer at the mic]
Don't ask.
[Singing] ... anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone, wonder if she's gone to stay...
Do the dance, you did a little dance.
[Singing] Ain't no sunshine, when she's gone. So, gone too long, anytime she goes away...
Turn around, I wanna see your tush.
[Singing] I know... (7x)
Those are different pants. Where're the jeans? [Stottlemeyer stops singing]
Look, lady, a deal is a deal. I sang the song, now tell me what I said last night.
All you said was, "They don't match."
"They don't match"? What doesn't match?
I don't know, you didn't say.
Wait, wait, wait. Is that it? Is that all you got?
Leland, sing it again. I just love the way you sing.
[Sighs] Thank you.
[He goes over to Monk and Natalie]
You were good.
Shut up.
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