Sammy quotes from Metalocalypse

Pickles

Stop! Stop! Stop! For the love of god. Sweet lord. Have you people forgotten how to play? That sounded awful.

No way man, we're better than ever.

Pickles

Dude. You're sitting on the outside of the drumkit.

Sammy

No I ain't. Oh wait, you're right. Sorry. That's why it felt weird.

Pickles

Okay, let's uh... kick ass tonight!

Sammy

Oh wait, I almost forgot, we got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude.

Pickles

Oh, come on guys, I don't wanna encourage any kinda dr- okay, I'll do it!

Oh no. My gu-girdle-itar is choking my tummy and my guts which is where my brains are.

Sammy

Oh, my God! There's little Civil War soldiers looking for my skin.

I'm aware of my tongue..

Get it off me!

Sammy

Oh no, I am also aware of my tongue.

[screaming] I'm a chicken. I believe I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken. I'm a, I'm a chicken. I believe I am a chicken.