Mr. Salacia quotes from Metalocalypse

Mr. Salacia

We mustn't intervene, General. We will allow Dethklok to experience...the blackness!

Gentlemen, have you heard of the United States Pornography Awards?

General Crozier

I've read reports.

This is the biggest adult film event of the year, and I believe that if we can involve Dethklok in participating, then we may have a chance at tempting Nathan Explosion and tearing his relationship apart.

General Crozier

I feel that this would work better if I was there, at the Pornography Awards.

Senator Stampingston

Perhaps I should go, too.

Cardinal Ravenwood

I feel that I should be there, too.

I want to go, too.

Mr. Salacia

No. You are not allowed to go.

General Crozier

It's time.

Cardinal Ravenwood

No! We must-a pray first! Or it will be devastating!

General Crozier

Do it. Now.

Cardinal Ravenwood

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur -

Mr. Salacia

You have betrayed me!

Mr. Salacia

[to Cardinal Ravenwood] Be blind.

General Crozier

What are you doing?!

Mr. Salacia

You I need alive. Sleep.

Mr. Salacia

[to the unconscious Nathan, Pickles, and Murderface] We will meet again.

Ravenwood

[hoarsely, as he is dying] The Metalocalypse has begun...