Metal Masked Assassin quotes from Metalocalypse

Assassin

[aiming handguns at Toki and Skwisgaar] It's time to die!

Skwisgaar

I will seesk you in Valhalska.

Toki

... I've always hated you, Skwisgaar...

Skwisgaar

I knows, Toki... I knows.

Ofdensen

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.

These are the moments that define us... [to Assassin] You seem preoccupied. What bothers you?

Assassin

[looks at a picture of Offdensen] This man. He must be killed and made an example of in front of the world. I will crucify him!

Be patient. We must strike at the right time or we could risk losing everything. [to the teenager] Excuse me, I need to get by you. Do you want a burrito also? No? Two burritos for me.

Assassin

If we kill him, they will have no one to hide behind.

And when Dethklok plays at the hospital, we will be there, and we will take them down!

Metal Masked Assassin

I want you to stay alive! I want you to stay alive while I torture you! I want you to feel the pain...

Nathan Explosion

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with!