Jean-Pierre quotes from Metalocalypse

Pickles

They're trying to tell you that the guy got his face smashed into the hovercraft, that's what they're trying to tell you.

Jean-Pierre

Yes, I know.

Toki

And then from the sorrow, FA-TUU! He blow he brain in!

Skwisgaar

[correcting Toki's grammar] He blow he brain out.

Toki

Whatever. It make a great album cover.

Skwisgaar

Yeah, all of our chefs, he has died a horrible death. What of thats do you think?

Jean-Pierre

I would rather have my brain scooped out with a melon-baller than to miss the opportunity to deliver the various cheese snacks to my beloved Dethklok.

Sorry, m'lords. Uh, we're chewing through a few thousand doves up here. Don't worry; these rotors'll grind 'em into paste in no time.

Jean-Pierre

Oh, from the Prime Minister of Norway [presents a wine bottle] There are several cases. The finest wine -

Nathan

NOOOOOOOO! We never drink before a show! Never! [William pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet]

Murderface

Well, I've been drinking all day.

Toki

[holds up beer can] Me too!

Skwisgaar

Me too.

Pickles

[surrounded by beer cans and beer bottles] Me too!

Nathan

... Me too.

[looking at Murderface's cake, which is coated with a silver frosting] Dude, is that metal frosting? That's amazing!

Jean-Pierre

Please do not sample the frosting, it is made of... MERCURY! You will die!