Zeeltor and J in “The Back to School Syndrome”

Ah, Agent J. I fashioned an array of school supplies that should prove quite handy on your new assignment. For example... [picks up a backpack]

What is that?

Why, it's a backpack.

I know that, but what freaky thing does it do?

Do? Agent J. You put books in it.

Uh-huh. [takes the backpack] Uh-huh. What about this here? [picks up a nearby calculator] Looks like a... calculator.

Yes! It performs calculations!

Yo, doc! I thought you were gonna hook me up with some super fly gear. I could by this stuff at the drugstore.

Can you, really? Hm.. I must pay a visit.