“The Jack O'Lantern Syndrome” quotes from Men in Black: The Series

Jack O'Lantern steals away children on all-hallows eve. And sucks out their bones to make their parents grieve.

That's what makes you you, sir.

You're U. I'm K.

I'm Agent K. MIB's finest.

Agent J. I'm with him.

J

That so? How am I supposed to tell you two apart?

J

(Grunts)

What did Zed say? Is he sending backup?

What are we gonna do?

Jack's gonna suck out J's bones!

J

Nobody's suckin' out my bones!

Not you J, worm J!

He's always getting into scrapes!

He's the rookie.

K! Boy, am I glad to see you!

You're never glad to see me, Frank. What's got your tail in a tangle?

I got bit! By a werewolf!

What did he look like?

Terrier. Jack Russel. Mean.

What makes you think that this terrier was a lycanthrope?

Hello!? It bit me! On Halloween night! Under a full moon! You're a bright guy. Do the math.

Don' know why you called me, Frank. Supernatural is outside of MIB jurisdiction.

Who you gonna call?

Recommend a rabies shot. You don't know where that terrier's been.

If I sprout hair at midnight and start howling at the moon, it's gonna be on your head, K!

Now, we're dealing with the supernatural.

Very scary!

Which means we can't rely on our usual methods.

(in unison) The spell!

J

Why didn't I think of that?

The old crone told us about a spell...

That will send Mr. O'Lantern...

Back to the pumpkin patch!

Wishing he'd never been hatched! We'll need a big brown onion...

You sure it wasn't a red onion?

And the fat of a hog!

That would be lard?

J

Is this a spell or a recipe?

And a bell!

You sure it wasn't a bellpepper?