Agent K quotes from Men in Black: The Series

Oh yes, Alpha, the original head of MIB! Whatever became of him?

Went nuts. Tried to take over the universe.

[still happy] Oh!

J

Okay, Alpha. You've got me in check, now throw me a pawn. How come the Ixions didn't invade thirty years ago?

Alpha

Timing, dear boy. Your boss Zed nearly stumbled onto our little gambit. I convinced the Ixions to try again later.

But they got a little tired of waiting, didn't they, Alpha?

Vangus

Destroying MIB did not deliver instant victory as you promised.

Alpha

Patience, Vangus. When one slips it slowly, the nectar of victory is that much sweeter.

Vangus

These air strikes are wasteful! It is time for a new strategy: destroy the planet, then its oil reserves ooze out.

Kind of puts a crimp in your plans, doesn't it, Alpha?

Vangus

Quiet!

Alpha

Agent K makes a cogent point. An annihilated Earth would leave no populace, no one for me to rule.

Vangus

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.