[in Henry's office] What if the Minutemen in 1776, on their way to Lexington and Concord, had stopped to worry about . . . toilet paper?!
So we would have had independence 10 minutes later.
“Crisis” · Season 2
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (4), Frank Marion Burns (2), Margaret Houlihan (1), Trapper John McIntyre (1), Father Mulcahy (1), Henry Blake (1)
According to Regimental, the fighting shifted to the north and we won't be getting any casualties.
That's the same Regimental that said to Custer, "One last stand and then you can go home."
[Trapper is knocking on Margaret's door, Margaret and Frank are eating a stolen ham] Who is it?
The heat inspector!
You can't come in!
Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your nurse down!
Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for seeing us through this day, and ask for Thy divine help for tomorrow.
Same time, same station.
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