[listening to Radar play the piano] Hey Radar, don't you know another song?
He doesn't even know THAT one. [Radar continues to play.] Radar, if you keep this up, you could be arrested for felonious fingering.
“As You Were” · Season 2
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Trapper John McIntyre (1), PA Announcement (1)
Attention all personnel. Due to a lack of casualties, tonight's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 AM. And midnight has been cancelled.
[Scrubbing up before returning to the OR.] If my hands could talk, they'd scream. I'm raw from all the scrubbing.
NNurse
Why don't you see a doctor?
How would you like a swift kiss in the mouth?
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