Married... with Children · Season 8, Episode 12
“A Little Off The Top” · Season 8, Episode 12
In this episode: Al Bundy (4), Peg (2), Jefferson D'Arcy (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
This was one of those unfortunate accidents due to simple human error. It seems our surgical team misread your doctor's instructions; it said to give him a circular incision.
Yeah, so how could you misread that?
We gave him a circumcision.
Hey, Stubby, we heard about what happened, so we got you a card.
I talked her out of the "Ask me about me circumcision" bumper sticker.
[reading from the card]
We heard about your little loss.
We know you'll make it through,
Because thankfully the part they took
Was of no use to you.
And though they took more than you'd like,
The good luck is, you see,
Another quarter inch would have been
A full lobotomy.
[Al takes off trench coat to reveal a floral print muumuu] What?
How much did they cut off, Daddy?
Well Mr. Grumpy's home.
(in a trench coat) Just one word of warning: Anyone who says what's up, goes down. It wasn't funny when the doctor asked it. It wasn't funny when the nurse asked it and it certainly wasn't funny when your mother asked it.
Then again, I've been asking for years.
[Bud appears from the basement.]
Is that you son?
Yeah dad. What's up?
(decks Bud) Any other questions?
Relax Al. You are not the only man to go through this. I was circumcised too.
Really? How did you deal with the pain?
Hard to remember. I was one day old when they did it to me.
Al needs to avoid erections for thirty days. He is watching TV, channel surfing
Coming up next, modeling next year's line of thong bikinis!
Al{talking to himself}: Oh man! Try something else!
We now take you to Cirque de Soleil, known for elaborate stunts, and of course those limber French contortionists in tiny leotards!
AUGH! Why did they to do that now?! OK, third time should be something dry.
National Geographic presents...
Perfect!
...a documentary on Brazil, a country famous for its rain forests, cultural diversity, carnivals, and of course, invented the thong bikini!
Al shuts off TV in disgust
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