Marcy
Hey, Stubby, we heard about what happened, so we got you a card.
Jefferson
I talked her out of the "Ask me about me circumcision" bumper sticker.
Marcy
[reading from the card]
We heard about your little loss.
We know you'll make it through,
Because thankfully the part they took
Was of no use to you.
And though they took more than you'd like,
The good luck is, you see,
Another quarter inch would have been
A full lobotomy.
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