Al needs to avoid erections for thirty days. He is watching TV, channel surfing
Coming up next, modeling next year's line of thong bikinis!
Al{talking to himself}: Oh man! Try something else!
We now take you to Cirque de Soleil, known for elaborate stunts, and of course those limber French contortionists in tiny leotards!
AUGH! Why did they to do that now?! OK, third time should be something dry.
National Geographic presents...
Perfect!
...a documentary on Brazil, a country famous for its rain forests, cultural diversity, carnivals, and of course, invented the thong bikini!
Al shuts off TV in disgust
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