Al, guess what I got?
You got a Christmas present for me?
Uh, no, but I could go back out again. Do you got any money?
Well, I was saving up for a bullet.
Oh, my God. The power's off, there's no tv. What are we going to do ,Peg?
Well, we could cuddle.
Be serious, Peg.
TATV Announcer
For those of you who missed the first 53 airings, NBC is proud to present Cheers, the final episode.
What does Cheers have to do with Christmas?
What does NBC have to do with television?
[as Al changes channels on the TV] Now, there you go, you're going too fast. Come on, Al...what was that? What was that? What was that?
A Bewitched with Dick York, not Dick Sargent as Darrin; a Gilligan where the gorilla came to the island; a Full House family Christmas story where they were snowed in at the airport; and a study of the mating habits of the Amazonian catfish with Philippe, not Jacques, Cousteau.
You can see all that, and yet, you can't see the rim around the toilet?
I see what I wanna see, Peg.
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