Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 18
“My Dinner With Anthrax” · Season 6, Episode 18
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (2), Bud Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (1)
Dad...
Go away.
This isn't about money.
Go away anyway.
Dad, will you stop and listen to me.
All right, what?
Me and Kelly want to throw a party this Saturday, the 30th. Can we? Please?
Absolutely not. I have something very important planned for that day which requires total silence. I can't get too technical, but it involves your mother, our anniversary, and me making love to her 'til I shrivel up and die. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to walk blindly in traffic.
Welcome to Hurricane Hole! Oops, sorry, let me get that for you.
Salesman sprays an insect on the wall
Sir, we are on our honeymoon! You could at least have the decency to allow us to have sex and wait another eight seconds before you barge in here!
Look, I do not think I want to buy a time share.
I guess I have to give up...but not before I play my trump card! Salesman turns on radio, which plays Kookie, Kookie. Edd Byrnes enters, which excites Peg Say hello to Edd "Kookie" Byrnes, star of 77 Sunset Strip! Now Edd, why did you come to Hurricane Hole?
Because you gave me one for free, Stan.
Salesman{annoyed}: Well Kookie, guess you were a good actor but a lousy pitchman! to Peg & Al Look, all it is are easy payments of $6 a month.
Sir, please. My husband is on sabbatical from his job selling shoes and we just want to make love.
Shoe salesman?! In that case I know you cannot afford $6 timeshare payments. I want you people off the premises by 5!
Salesman and Edd Byrnes leave, but Edd has helped himself to Al's stash of girlie magazines
Well, that still gives us plenty of time.
Peg makes out with a reluctant Al
Oh no! I have no girlie magazines! Kookie, Kookie, give me back my Big 'Uns!
It came out of the fridge... why is it hot?
Last lines of episode
Hi Dad. How was Florida?
Oh, you know, hot, muggy, kitschy. What I expected.
Did you bring anything back?
Only thing I could think of. Say hello to our new houseguest, Mr. Byrnes.
Edd Byrnes enters Bundy residence
Hey kids, I got a treat for each of you!
Edd hands Kelly and Bud each a comb, then goes outside
Care to tell me who those men camping out on my front lawn are?
Oh, that is just Anthrax, Daddy. They ate Mom's mystery pack so the Red Cross quarantined them to our house for six months.
Swell. I can only imagine what ungodly music I will be made to bear for the next six months.
Anthrax is outdoors with Edd Byrnes
Hey, this really rocks!
Anthrax{singing in unison}: Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb!
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