Dad...
Go away.
This isn't about money.
Go away anyway.
Dad, will you stop and listen to me.
All right, what?
Me and Kelly want to throw a party this Saturday, the 30th. Can we? Please?
Absolutely not. I have something very important planned for that day which requires total silence. I can't get too technical, but it involves your mother, our anniversary, and me making love to her 'til I shrivel up and die. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to walk blindly in traffic.
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