Maybe we're worrying about nothing, I mean, maybe he'll come home in a good mood.
[Al enters.]
Why doesn't the world die?
“Psychic Avengers” · Season 6, Episode 19
In this episode: Al Bundy (4), Jefferson D'Arcy (3), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
Jefferson, do you have 79 cents?
Why? You're paying off the house?
Come on Mr. Darcy, you are just jealous that my dad is running this better than you did.
Yes, I admit that with your dad in control we are making more money in a week than I did in a month, but I am worried about the attention we are attracting. Most of all, I am worried about your father. Something has changed about him.
Al enters in a white suit like a Mafia don
People to rip off, I love it! Come on you little moneymakers, daddy needs a new pair of everything!
Al, you have done it this time! For the sake of my own safety, this partnership is dissolved.
Fine, more for me!
I do not think you are fully aware of what you did by offending Madame Inga. Word is she is gathering all the dark forces of Sweden to invoke a curse on your house.
Al laughs uproariously
You should listen to yourself! The dark forces of Sweden?! Oh no, the Swedish are after me! What can they do? Transform my Dodge into a Volvo? See my house is now furnished by Ikea? Or even worse, I wake up one morning next to some long-legged, blonde Nordic beauty with amazing bazoombas!
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