Kelly, Al and others in “My Dinner With Anthrax”

Hi Dad. How was Florida?

Oh, you know, hot, muggy, kitschy. What I expected.

Did you bring anything back?

Only thing I could think of. Say hello to our new houseguest, Mr. Byrnes.

Hey kids, I got a treat for each of you!

Care to tell me who those men camping out on my front lawn are?

Oh, that is just Anthrax, Daddy. They ate Mom's mystery pack so the Red Cross quarantined them to our house for six months.

Swell. I can only imagine what ungodly music I will be made to bear for the next six months.

Hey, this really rocks!