Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 14
“The Mystery Of Skull Island” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Peg (3), Al Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
[reading "Sexual Intimacy" card] "If your lover was suddenly unable to perform..." [Al lowers head] "and was a shoe salesman, and named Al..."
Give me that. There's no way it could possibly say that. [reads the card and suddenly looks amazed] Oh, my God, it does!
"And an old lover came to town..." They must mean Jim. "Would you have a sleazy affair with him?" ... Yeah.
I'm really gonna take the advice of someone's who's fooled by every single disguise of the Trix Rabbit.
Yeah, like you know who he is before his ears flop out.
Come on, Al. Share with us what you care about.
(Al stands up)
"I Care," by Al Bundy
When hooters jiggle around
And I find nickels on the ground
I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs
And the bathroom is not hers
I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound
And the wife is underground
I care.
But when I've been playing this for days
I will kill
Anyone who stays
I swear
(Al sits back down and buries his face in his hands)
...And if you really want a scare
Check out his underwear
If you dare.
Al (laughing): I don't care how much you paid me. You'd never get me up on a plane skydiving.
Al, you landed on "Kiss the Neighbors."
(Al stares at the camera. The scene flips to Biff in the plane as Al walks to the door with the parachute pack in his hands)
Don't you want your last minute instructions?
(Al laughs deliriously and hurls himself off the plane)
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