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Married... with Children · Season 6, Episode 14

Peg and Al in “The Mystery Of Skull Island”

Peg

[reading "Sexual Intimacy" card] "If your lover was suddenly unable to perform..." [Al lowers head] "and was a shoe salesman, and named Al..."

Al

Give me that. There's no way it could possibly say that. [reads the card and suddenly looks amazed] Oh, my God, it does!

Peg

"And an old lover came to town..." They must mean Jim. "Would you have a sleazy affair with him?" ... Yeah.

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