[narrating] So I ran. You would too if you had a price on your head and a bad burrito in your belly.
“Al Bundy, Shoe Dick” · Season 6, Episode 11
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
Kids, just one quick question and that's it. Is your mother...
Repulsed by you?
Disappointed financially and sexually by you?
No. I don't care about that, you dolts. Is she pregnant? And Marcy?
Do you think he's crazy?
He must be. He didn't ask about you.
As I watched her leave, I suddenly realized, she really did put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp.
[The people in the room turn and stare at Al]
[embarrassed, narrating] Uh-oh. I think I said that out loud.
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