Peg and Al in “The Mystery Of Skull Island”

(Al stands up)

When hooters jiggle around

And I find nickels on the ground

I care.

When a Mustang engine purrs

And the bathroom is not hers

I care.

When the pitcher's on the mound

And the wife is underground

I care.

But when I've been playing this for days

I will kill

Anyone who stays

I swear

(Al sits back down and buries his face in his hands)

Check out his underwear

If you dare.