[Francis repeatedly hits a wood beam with a hammer, panting frantically]
What are you doing?
Building calms me down, OK? We're all trying to find ways to cope with this!
Yes, Francis. I'm trying to cope with this pregnancy BY GIVING BIRTH!
S4Baby (Part 2)
Oh, my God, women are the cows of people!
S4Day Care
Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He's thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I'm thinking.
TTeacher
Yes, exactly. But we can trust in His wisdom, and have faith that He is watching over us.
Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them.
TTeacher
Well that's not...
I was smiting them with the garden hose, and with lighter fluid, and with the lawnmower, and to be perfectly honest, I think I went a little crazy with the shovel. Those ants could have been praying to me all day, I wouldn't have heard them. There was nothing they could do about it.
TTeacher
But, I don't think...
Really, it's the same with us. There's nothing we can do about anything either, so why worry about it? Hey, this is making me feel better.
TTeacher
Well, that's...good, but...
I guess all we can do is live our lives with as much kindness and decency as possible, and try not to dwell on God standing over us with a giant shovel. Bye!
[Leaves Teacher wondering, and looking up worrying about God's "giant shovel"]
S4Day Care
[Francis and a rival member from another ranch are arrested by the government.]
AAgent
The United States Government is not happy with the level of interest you created in this sector.
But what's the harm in pretending I'm from another planet? I mean all that stuff of UFOs about abductions and cavity probes, that's all made up, right.
AAgent
[looks at his partner for a second] Yes, there are no aliens, but there are cavity probes.
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