[Francis and a rival member from another ranch are arrested by the government.]
AAgent
The United States Government is not happy with the level of interest you created in this sector.
But what's the harm in pretending I'm from another planet? I mean all that stuff of UFOs about abductions and cavity probes, that's all made up, right.
AAgent
[looks at his partner for a second] Yes, there are no aliens, but there are cavity probes.
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