[Lois had just gotten wind of Reese breaking Dewey's birthday present, thank to Malcolm taking the backpack and revealing the crushed Mighty Man toy as proof of his older brother's wrongdoing.]
Oh my God! Was this Dewey's present?
Present?
Reese, how could you? Do you know how expensive this was? HAL!
I'm on it. [standing up and taking Reese's hockey stick] That was a terrible thing to do to your little brother.
[smug] There's more. He was going to bury it with Aunt Helen.
[Lois and Hal are further disgusted with Reese.]
You were going to make Aunt Helen spend eternity with a crushed Mighty Man.
Mighty Man?!
I can't believe you.
This is a whole new low, Reese.
[Attempts to stand up, but Hal and Lois forces him back on the couch] First of all, this is all circumstantial. I don't know how that thing got in my backpack. And as for this Aunt Helen business, no one knows what I would've done at that funeral because we're not going.
[convinced] Who says "we're" not going.
You did!
Well you can guess again. You're going to march up to that coffin and apologize to that poor dead woman. We all are!
Alright, everyone into the car as-is! We're gonna have to drive creatively but we might make the end! Let's go! Chop-chop! Here we go!
[The Wilkersons rush outside while Egg continues sitting in the living room. After a few moments, Hal opens a door]
Egg! Come on!
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