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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 1, Episode 11

Malcolm and Lois in “Funeral”

Malcolm

Mom, I can't wear Reese's hand-me-downs. Look at this, Jell-o in the pockets, the fly's broken, and it smells like wet dog.

Lois

You should be glad he only wore it the one time.

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