Malcolm in the Middle · Season 7
[Reese and Malcolm are horrified to discover they're being left with Ida]
What's Grandma doing here?!
You never said Grandma was coming!
I didn't? Then it's just a nice surprise for you boys. Remember last month when you came in after curfew and said, "What are you going to do about it"? Sorry it took me so long to get back to you!
[to Lois] Ma'am, I need to touch your breasts.
You need to touch my what?
I'm required to probe with the back of my hand. If you like, you can request up to 2 female witnesses. [putting on rubber gloves]
Let me understand this. Because I made a comment about first class, I am being singled out for a public feel-up?
[yelling] Oh, for God's sake, Mom, just let her touch your boobs!
The kid makes a lot of sense, ma'am. Now do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? [More security agents surround her as she becomes enraged]
[Several minutes later, they wait for another flight]
OK, the tickets are changed. The next flight leaves in 15 hours.
So I get no time to practice and no sleep tonight!
[Lois makes an embarrassed smile]
[sarcastically] I have to hand it to you, Mom, having Grandma look after us sure kept us out of trouble.
Where's your brother?
In Vegas.
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