[to Lois] Ma'am, I need to touch your breasts.
You need to touch my what?
I'm required to probe with the back of my hand. If you like, you can request up to 2 female witnesses. [putting on rubber gloves]
Let me understand this. Because I made a comment about first class, I am being singled out for a public feel-up?
[yelling] Oh, for God's sake, Mom, just let her touch your boobs!
The kid makes a lot of sense, ma'am. Now do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? [More security agents surround her as she becomes enraged]
[Several minutes later, they wait for another flight]
OK, the tickets are changed. The next flight leaves in 15 hours.
So I get no time to practice and no sleep tonight!
[Lois makes an embarrassed smile]
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