Malcolm in the Middle · Season 7
[Reese and Dewey are watching T.V, and Reese is poking Dewey in the head]
Mom, Reese is poking me.
(uncaring) That's it, you two. Either side of the couch. Now!
[Reese continues to poke Dewey with a plastic baseball bat]
He's still poking me.
Resse, go to your room. I don't want you within 30 feet of him.
[Lois and Hal are preparing to leave, and Lois stops to address the boys]
Before I forget...
[Lois picks up a vase on a table]
This is the one thing left in this house that I care about. I don't want to spend the next two days worrying about 'How will they break it,' 'Where will they hide the pieces,' 'How will they lie about it when I come home?' So...
[Lois drops and breaks the vase as the boys look on]
There. Now I can relax.
Reese, we have access to a car with no adult supervision. We can do whatever we want, and if we get caught? They'd blame Mom and Dad for being absentee parents. This is the perfect crime.
I was thinking we could drive to the arcade.
Arcade? What are you, 12?
Yeah.
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