[seeing his photo on the screen] What did you do to me?! I look like a freak!
EEarl
Kid, that's you. That's what you look like.
I can't let my grandchildren see me like that! You have to fix it! Put on a special filter, or-or brighter lights... Please, you have to fix it.
EEarl
Sorry, kid. That's the best I can do. I'm a yearbook photographer, not a magician.
This is great. I never knew old people could be nice. I thought you were all wrinkled bags of skin babbling about how stuff used to cost less.
JJudith
No, some are like that, but there's a few of us who still have some life left.
Now, where's the rest of the money?
You just spent 10.000$ on a stupid dollhouse?!
They wanted 12. But look,hal, it has a tiny little dumbwaiter and the lights really work.
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