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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 4

“If Boys Were Girls” quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

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“If Boys Were Girls” · Season 4

In this episode: Lois (3), Malcolm (2), Reese (1), Hal (1), Dewey (1)

MMalcom

Reese has everything I want! I never have what I need! I don't even have my own bed! Why does everything in my life SUCK?!

You owe me a new Spacefighter!

Shut up and get your own pen!

[Dewey yells and goes after Reese, but Malcom and Reese keep fighting]

MMalcom

Give it to me!

Why don't you just die?!

Give me my pen! I'm warning you!

Ooh, I'm scared! What are you gonna do? What's the baby gonna do?

[Malcolm decks Reese with a punch.]

MALCOLM?!

[Hal, Malcolm and Dewey stand over Reese, out cold on the floor.]

[astounded] Malcolm, you can take Reese?

No one's taking anybody! I can't believe you boys. [picks up Reese; Reese groans] Oh, my God, look at you! [Reese groans again] He better not need stitches! [Reese groans a third time] Yeah, like you weren't beggin' for it.

MMalcom

Hey, Mom-

You did not already try on those clothes. And you do not have a term paper due, [looks at Dewey] and you are not gonna suddenly develop stomach cramps.

But how did you-

Please! Who did you think you were talking to? Now go! Try on those clothes!

[in her fantasy of having daughters] Girls, please! Can you just--? Girls, don't do this. You're supposed to be easy.

MMallory

No, Mom. You're easy.

DDaisy

We can fool you about anything. We're girls, we know how you think and we're not above using it.

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