Reese has everything I want! I never have what I need! I don't even have my own bed! Why does everything in my life SUCK?!
You owe me a new Spacefighter!
Shut up and get your own pen!
[Dewey yells and goes after Reese, but Malcom and Reese keep fighting]
Give it to me!
Why don't you just die?!
Give me my pen! I'm warning you!
Ooh, I'm scared! What are you gonna do? What's the baby gonna do?
[Malcolm decks Reese with a punch.]
MALCOLM?!
[Hal, Malcolm and Dewey stand over Reese, out cold on the floor.]
[astounded] Malcolm, you can take Reese?
No one's taking anybody! I can't believe you boys. [picks up Reese; Reese groans] Oh, my God, look at you! [Reese groans again] He better not need stitches! [Reese groans a third time] Yeah, like you weren't beggin' for it.
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