Malcolm in the Middle · Season 4
“Grandma Sues” · Season 4
In this episode: Lois (2), Grandma Ida (2), Hal (1)
[Lois and Hal have just told Ida about the pregnancy in the hope she won't sue]
Don't you think certain actions should be reconsidered?
Yes, yes of course. [Hal and Lois sigh in relief] You should settle.
What?!
Mom!
It's for your own good. If you can't keep your legs closed for 20 minutes, at least take good advice when you hear it!
Where are you going?
I'm outta here. They have no insurance; what, you think I'm going to take 40% of this run-down dump of a house?!
30% and yes!
Let me explain something to you; this house would fit in my house's garage, but then I'd have to park my Porsche in the driveway! Now I don't mind tossing innocent people out on the street, I just don't do it for free!
Well, I think I’ve figured out why you’re feeling so lousy, Lois. You’re pregnant. (Hal and Lois exchange glances)
Pregnant?
doctorCongratulations. (sees Hal and Lois’s facial expressions, and laughs) This is the best part of my job. Seeing the looks on peoples’ faces when I give them the good news.
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