Malcolm in the Middle · Season 3
You've been stealing money from the church?!
And maybe some... merchandise.
[Reese opens the closet revealing a loot of stolen donations.]
Oh! You boys have been taking stereos, toys! Is that cheese?! Oh! I need to sit! [He collapses onto the mattress and sees more stolen donations under the bed.] Oh! Oh, my God!
Dewey, get a washcloth!
My boys are thieves!
[Upon realizing the boys stole an air tank.]
You stole... AIR?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BOYS?! Do you ever stop and think of the consequences of anything you do?! Do you realize the shame that you're gonna bring upon our entire family? DO YOU?!
Forget that, what's Mom gonna say?!
That's right. I gave it all to charity. You have two changes of clothes; one for school and one for home, something wrong?
No.
[Hal's car has broken down due to a faulty battery and he pulls over.]
OH, DAMN!
It's God! He found Us!
It's not God, Dewey! It's just my crappy car. Although in a larger sense, he could've helped out my career a bit from time to time. Throw a promotion my way, once in a while. So maybe you're right, it is God!
Hey, I don't want to scare anybody. But this is the street mom takes home from work and she gets off in 10 minutes!!!
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