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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 3

“Malcolm's Girlfriend” quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

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“Malcolm's Girlfriend” · Season 3

In this episode: Lois (2), Malcolm (2), Reese (1)

You've just got to calm down, turn off your brain.

You can't just turn off your brain.

Sure you can! I do it all the time. Just watch...

[snorts] This is so stupid. You can't turn off your...

[Reese stands slack-jawed, staring blankly]

Reese...? Reese!

[Reese wakes from his daze and holds his forehead]

Oh, man, how long was I out?

[Sighs] OK, Malcolm. I've been thinking about it and I'm gonna give you a 'Free Pass'. Every time any of you boys do something important that your father should not see you doing, I give each of you 1 free pass per month.

[as her and Malcolm walk in the house. Malcolm sits down] Sit! Look at yourself, they put you on probation. Probation! If you do just one more thing wrong, their gonna kick you out of school! Do you have any idea how serious this is? Is this what you want to be? You want to be some lap dog who ruins his life for some girl? For God sake, Malcolm, you beat up a foreign exchange student! Poor little Zanoc left that country from this kind of abuse! Are you even listening to me?

[Stands up from his chair] Yes, I'm listening! But you know what, mom, I got bigger problems! You may not have noticed, but, I've been screwing up a lot lately. All because of some stupid girl! I'm on probation! I beat up a kid who doesn't speak English! I'm going through a lot right now, and you don't even care!

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