Malcolm in the Middle · Season 3
Hey Mom, Hey Dad.
What is wrong with you?! Look at that floor!
Sorry.
How many times have we told you not to track mud into this house?
We'll clean it up.
That's not good enough. You're grounded for a week!
What?
You can't do that! Those are just footprints!
You wanna be grounded for two weeks?!
Dad!
You heard your mother!
This is ridiculous! You're being totally unfair! Just because Malcolm tracked mud on the floor doesn't mean we should be grounded!
Go to your room!
Dewey, I said "NO"! Do you wanna be grounded like your brothers?
No.....
How dare you! How dare you defy us like that!
Well we wouldn't have had to if you've hadn't been ridiculously hard about a little mud on the floor!
You two are the most ungrateful, badly-behaved, inconsiderate boys ever born! How could you be so heartless?
What is heartless about going to a party with a bunch of slutty girls?
Keep it cool!
You were at a party? While we were here worrying?
[calm] Can I have a napkin?
I cannot believe you two!
Oh, that's it! You're grounded for the rest of the school year!
You can't do that!
You're crazy!
You do not talk to your mother that way, ever! You will show her the love and respect she deserves, whether I am here or not!
This family sucks! You're ruining our lives! I wish you were dead!
[Lois is stunned, speechless, and she and Hal leave the kitchen, stricken that the boys are unaware that Hal may have an illness]
What was that all about?
I dunno. Usually, she just says "I'm taking you with me!"
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