[Hal's car has broken down due to a faulty battery and he pulls over.]
OH, DAMN!
It's God! He found Us!
It's not God, Dewey! It's just my crappy car. Although in a larger sense, he could've helped out my career a bit from time to time. Throw a promotion my way, once in a while. So maybe you're right, it is God!
Hey, I don't want to scare anybody. But this is the street mom takes home from work and she gets off in 10 minutes!!!
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