“You've been stealing money from the church?!” – Hal, Malcolm in the Middle ... TV Quotes Database

Hal

You've been stealing money from the church?!

Reese

And maybe some... merchandise.

[Reese opens the closet revealing a loot of stolen donations.]

Hal

Oh! You boys have been taking stereos, toys! Is that cheese?! Oh! I need to sit! [He collapses onto the mattress and sees more stolen donations under the bed.] Oh! Oh, my God!

Malcolm

Dewey, get a washcloth!

Hal

My boys are thieves!

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