Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 21
How am I ever gonna decide which one of you to take?
You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?
No. Of course not. I bought them to see who loves me the most. Now, I know you both love me, but I bet one of you loves me a little bit more.
[Malcolm and Reese look dejected]
Come on, guys! It's Rage in the Cage. You should be happy!
We are happy!
You're not doing the happy dance.
There's no sign of forced-entry. You don't have any idea how they could have got inside?
It's a mystery.
You left the window open.
...Mystery solved!
What are you doing here again?
We're watching the owner's cat.
I don't see a cat.
We're not doing a very good job.
[Francis and his date are pulled over by a police officer.]
License and registration, please.
Officer, what did I do?
This car was reported stolen.
Oh, it's been reported stolen, huh?
[digs into wallet to find nothing but a small slip saying "It Gets Worse!"]
I'm not gonna ask you again.
Sir, I know this looks bad...
[Francis and the cop hears banging in the trunk]
Open the trunk!
Officer, let me explain...
OPEN THE TRUNK!!!!
[Francis unlocks the trunk as the officer opens it and finds Malcolm & Reese in the back tied up]
GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!!!!!
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