How am I ever gonna decide which one of you to take?
You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?
No. Of course not. I bought them to see who loves me the most. Now, I know you both love me, but I bet one of you loves me a little bit more.
[Malcolm and Reese look dejected]
Come on, guys! It's Rage in the Cage. You should be happy!
We are happy!
You're not doing the happy dance.
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