Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 20
[goes back to a photo booth near the door] Reese, get out of the photo booth.
[Reese peeks out jut in time to see the large man that he threw a bowling ball at, intending for Malcolm, waiting for him. He inserts a dollar bill in the booth]
You probably want your privacy. I'll get out of your way.
[The large man pushes him back into the photo booth. Reese is heard screaming as he is getting his ass kicked with photos to prove it.]
[Dewey fakes crying to Lois as she walks towards his room carrying a laundry basket.]'
Not Buying It.
Why Can I go bowling too?
Because you are spending the night in your room. You are being punished and tomorrow you're going town to the store and buy Mrs. MacNabb a new parakeet.
Aww Dad!
Don't look at me. As far as you boys are concerned, your mom and I are a united front.
[At the house on both sides. On one side is Lois watching T.V. with Dewey in a channel he isn't enjoying. On Hal's home side, Dewey is eating pizza and watching a movie. In both scenes, they see the car's flashing lights. On Lois' home side, she carries Dewey to his room and tucks him to bed. On Hal's side, he walks into his room and drags his father out of bed and onto the couch. Dewey hands Hal a pizza slice before heading back into his room. In both sides, Hal and Lois comes home with the boys.]
[Home side] So how'd it go?
[Bowling side] Next time, you take them.
Check it out, Beth Ballard's here.
Yeah, I heard she's the reason why Mr. Thomas got fired.
[Lois shows up after paying for the boy's one pair of shoes and notices there are no parents around.]
You can go now, thanks for the ride.
Where are the parents? Are there no parents here?
Mom, please don't....
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?! Who's chaperoning this?
Mom, we don't need a chaperone.
[ignoring Reese] Ok, it's me.
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