Santa Claus quotes from Mad

Well, have you considered...

Again, no chimney here! It's a bank!

Oh; come on, White Collar isn't that bad.

I'm not talking about White Collar. [segment ends]

Well, it's been a month; kids. Looks like Santa isn't coming after all. [Santa falls down the chimney, covered in smoke]

C- Couldn't you hear me? I was screaming for help in there!

Uh, do you have our presents?

Presents? I ate them!

But I want our laptop!

Yeah, I ate it! It's been a month, people!

We made you cookies.

Huh, well; isn't that great. Here, let me put you on the list here.

Is that the good list?

Yep! [eats the paper] Trust me. That went down a lot easier than the computer.