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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Dad, Santa Claus and others in “Unfinished Business”

DDad

Well, it's been a month; kids. Looks like Santa isn't coming after all. [Santa falls down the chimney, covered in smoke]

C- Couldn't you hear me? I was screaming for help in there!

BBoy

Uh, do you have our presents?

Presents? I ate them!

BBoy

But I want our laptop!

Yeah, I ate it! It's been a month, people!

GGirl

We made you cookies.

Huh, well; isn't that great. Here, let me put you on the list here.

BBoy

Is that the good list?

Yep! [eats the paper] Trust me. That went down a lot easier than the computer.

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