PPatient
You said I wanted Tummy Tuck, not Duck!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Patient
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Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Mad: in 3 of its 342 quotes
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PPatient
I, C, A, F, 14.
EDEye Doctor
What are you, blind?
PPatient
No, "I see an F-14"! (eye doctor sees an F-14, screams, F-14 crashes into it) So, no need for glasses; right?
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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GIGuy in Hospital
Good news, it's a boy!
PPatient
A boy? Yahoo!
GIGuy in Hospital
Oh, sorry. I was talking to him.
PPatient
So what does he have?
GIGuy in Hospital
The flu. You're in the wrong room.
PPatient
Oh, man; I'd never get a baby.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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