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S1 E15

Mad · Season 1, Episode 15

Patient and Eye Doctor in “Unfinished Business”

I, C, A, F, 14.

EDEye Doctor

What are you, blind?

No, "I see an F-14"! (eye doctor sees an F-14, screams, F-14 crashes into it) So, no need for glasses; right?

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