CMCookie Monster
[grabbing the interrogator] You eat garbage like Oscar, too? [shoves dirt into the interrogator's mouth] Here, eat garbage! Eat garbage! More garbage!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Cookie Monster
Mad · 342 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Mad: in 3 of its 342 quotes
Most scenes with: Mickey Mouse (2)
Lines by Cookie Monster 1
Scenes with Cookie Monster 2
Dr. Allison Cameron Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks.
CMCookie Monster
[burping] Oh! Stomach hurt!
How many times have he tossed his cookies?
CVCount von Count
I will count the times! One, one puke! Two, two pukes! [lightning flashes] Three-- [Mickey swipes the number with the cane and pushes him against the wall] If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face!
CVCount von Count
Ah, yes.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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ACDr. Allison Cameron
He's getting worse and these X-rays are baffling.
CMCookie Monster
Me like cookies.
He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit.
ACDr. Allison Cameron
How will you do that?
(Mickey shows Allison Cameron a picture of Spencer Pratt.)
ACDr. Allison Cameron
Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license!
Not before he loses his lunch.
CMCookie Monster
Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt. [vomits on Mickey]
CVCount von Count
One puke! (More of Cookie Monster's barf flies) Two pukes!
[Count laughs then swallows some of the vomit]
CVCount von Count
Three pukes!
Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.
CMCookie Monster
Okay, okay. Me try to eat healthier without anyone knowing. I mean, me Cookie Monster; not Veggie Monster.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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